INSTANT GRAHAM : @everyday_bigshot1997
TICK TOCK : @moncherofdonuts
AS YOU CAN SEE WE ARE THE NUMER ONE DEALER AROUND THE CITY OF [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] SPECIALIZING IN SELLING YOU CARS FOR THE LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LO
MY PRICES ARE SO LOW I SHOULD BE IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION, WHICH I HAVE BEEN IN MANY MANY TIMES. THEYRE STILL TRYING TO FIND ME.
WHY DO WE SELL SUCH QUALITY FOR THE ? HOW? YOU SEE FELLOW CHUM WE DO IT TO GIVE THE CUTOMER A CHANCE TO GO 4RK THEM SELFS.
WE DO IT TO #(*& PEOPLE OVER WITH [The Classics You've Come to Expect!] AND A NICE HOT CUP OF [Jack Squat]
FOR A LIMITID TIME ONLY WE ARE HAVING A [sale sale sale!] ON OUR SHINY NEW CUNGADERO! PAY HALF THE PRICE AND GET
NOW YOUMAY BE THINKING. THERES NO (#$*& WAY OUR PRICES ARE THIS [Shawty got Low] AND OUR CARS ARE THIS QUALITY. WELL YOU ARE [dead.] WRONG BECAUSE WE HAVE THE EVERYTHING. ALL MAKES AND MODELS, NO CREDIT, NO BODY, NO HEAD, NO SOUL, NO PROBLEM.
ABOVE IS A CUSTOMER WHO IS SO SATISFIED THEY PRACTICALLY SHIT THEMSELFS...... A GREAT EXAMPLE OF THE BIG SHOT AUTOS QUALITY YOU HAVE COME TO KNOW....AND THEY EVEN LEFT A GREAT REVIEW, SHIWNE BELOW
"This man completely fucked me over, the care he sold me blew up and killed my family, and destroyed the lower half of my body. Will buy again."
please buy from me.